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Nick: My name is Nick
Angela: Okay, well “Nick” we’re in a meeting.
Nick: Okay, look. I get it, people. I’m the lame IT guy, and everybody hates me.
Jim: Hey listen, man. You can’t take it personally.
Nick: Did you call me Man? I just said my name just now. Did you forget it already?
Jim: No…..Sport.
Nick: Ugh. You guys have fifteen parties a week you can’t learn my name?
Dwight: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, IT guy. Here’s the story, Champ. None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, okay. We liked the last guy, Sadic because he kept to himself, and we also thought he might have been a terrorist. You know what, I’m gonna leave you with one other thought. Inner city kids use computers for two things: games and porn. So good luck wasting your life, Lurch.
Nick: Thank you so much for that. I saw all your hard drives and guess what? (To Ryan) You’re not a photographer. (To Kelly) And you definitely can’t fit into a size two. (To Darell) Darell, man. You’re on Facebook. Why have you been telling people you’re not on Facebook. People want to be your friend, man. Alright? (To Andy) And you. This guy, you’re the one who told the press. You wrote and e-mail to the editor I saw it and I also saw a Quicktime movie of your little printer, fire test on your hard drive. This guy’s the snitch. He’s the snitch. So that’s it. Check it out. (Lifts up middle finger)
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Michael: I surely do, and don’t call me, Honey.
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Erin: Andy?
Andy: Hey.
Erin: I wanted to say that I think it was very brave of you to go to the press. (Grabs Andy’s leg)
Andy: Uh huh. Thanks. Yeah, ya know. Just seemed like the right thing to do.
Erin: Yeah.
(Andy walks off smiling)
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Nick: Darryl man, you’re on Facebook. Why you been telling people you’re not on Facebook? People wanna be your friend, man!
The Office 6.25 - Whistleblower.
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Jo: Well, give a shout if I can brighten your life.
Michael: Okay. Eh, you can transfer Holly back from Nashua.
Jo: Let me see what I can do.
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Nick: Okay, look I get it people. I’m the lame I.T guy and everybody hates me.
Jim: Hey listen man, you can’t take it personally.
Nick: You called me man? I just said my name just now. Did you forget it already?
Jim: No … sport.The Office 6.25 - Whistleblower.
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Pam: I weirdly know exactly what you’re saying to me.
Michael: So we’ll see you in Meredith’s van in 5 minutes?
Pam: Yeah, you didn’t need to actually say that.The Office 6.25 - Whistleblower.
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“Here’s how you do it. You line ‘em all up, you take one bullet, shoot them all through the throat at the same time.”
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Ryan:You know what,I think you’re attractive,and i want to sleep with you
Erin:What about Kelly?
Ryan:You read my mind
Erin:Is this a joke??
Ryan:YUP!
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I could Not Stop Laughing During This
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Toby: Hey everyone.
Pam + Everyone: No, Out! Leave now! Please, please!
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You’re kidding me? God! You say Radon is silent but deadly, and then you expect me not make farting noises with my mouth? What is this?
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Jim: *Clicks pen*
Dwight: “Stop it!”
Jim: “Stop what?”
Dwight: “You’re talking about me in morse code. And you know what? Jokes on you because I know morse code. Hah!”
Jim: “Heh. Yep. That’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went and got a nanny and then we went out and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.”
Jim: “Yep. That’s exactly what we did.”
The Office 6.23 - “The Cover-Up”
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